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???? **TOTALLY UNICORN PRESENT: CROWBAR CHRISTMAS – NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL A HOLY NIGHT!** ????

Coming to you for one night only — it’s Crowbar Christmas, the festive spectacular you didn’t ask for but absolutely deserve! Tune in as Totally Unicorn perform all your favourite Christmas hits like “Manger? I Hardly Know Her”, “O Come All Ye Faithless”, and the chart-topping anthem “Santa’s Got a Centrelink Card.”

Yes, it’s the holiday compilation your mum warned you about — 100% live, 0% reverence. There’ll be riffs, there’ll be beers, there’ll be at least one man dressed as Baby Jesus screaming into a mic. Forget your family lunch — this is the true spirit of Christmas in Australia: loud, sweaty, and slightly blasphemous.

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