The Fauves

THE FAUVES return to the well-worn stages of your life.

After demand issues sullied their supply capabilities they have embraced the Toyota Just-in-Time efficiency ethos as an audience broadening approach for the one-off month of July. Take this highly favoured opportunity to subscribe to their valued way of life and never look back again.

Current disclaimers aside - Australia’s most trusted B(R)AND, are now also available in Tropical Strength.

Back by shareholder demand, The Fauves play their award-winning* 2024 album Tropical Strength this July at the Annual General Meeting. It’s a bull market and the share price is sky-high after the TGA approved the use of Tropical Strength in Australia** as a cure for all four fundamental personality types:  sanguine, choleric, melancholic and (in a world first) phlegmatic! With pared back recording costs, the album’s ROI is over 10%, EBITDA is nudging 25% and ARIA is building an extra wing on the Hall of Fame. Fully subscribed and paid up shareholders CAN send a proxy and the Board will be playing all the hits***.

All shows in full colour (half-yearly results pending; show defaults to sepia tone in the event of a Standard and Poors credit downgrade).

Tropical Strength, 11 songs to get addicted to, overdose on and check yourself into rehab for. Available now as part of any sensible investment portfolio.

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